This bear is basically the animal kingdom's versions of an angry coke head who goes to a party just so he can bump into people and ask them what the fuck they're looking at.

guess you could say his dad...

3.2 million years and Lucy is still missing the links

Unless he has to take summer school or is attending college next year

[A]nd with the support of my friends and family, I will be taking my talents to the south beach of Lake Erie to attend The Cuyahoga Community College

Wait until you see his art history paper on MC Escher

The small balls era of the early 2000s injected a lot of excitement into the game

With all that choking up, you'd think Olbermann wouldn't be such a hack

#YesAllBears

Royals ownership would never splurge on a wagon so I'm confused as to why they're included in the survey

Message to 1984:

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Now I can see how Kaepernick carries the weight of the 49ers on his shoulders.

another concrete example against third world nations hosting major sporting events - the citizens literally took a seat!

What about Black Grantland?

Somehow I missed this Screamer thing, thanks for bringing it to my attention!

Roger Goodell: Knock knock.

Live Free or Black Out

Jayson Werth: You're with me, leather

I also refuse to host Golden State Warriors away games at the Staples Center, as it is within my CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to refuse the quartering of soldiers during peacetime.