Somehow, Kravtiz lets that explanation stand on its own, choosing not to push Irsay into a more thorough explanation of how the hell he expects to believe that he's just always walking around with suitcases full of cash on him.

No charge if you've ordered a communist vegetarian burrito, which I wouldn't put past you comrade Petchesky

Blacked Out Swan

Afro-American Studies program prepares student to be lazy, rely on others for assistance. Still verifying reports of out-of-wedlock child birth seminar

The real story is a football player making it to 90

No wonder the Dodgers were so upset with Puig - two stopped watches are right four times day, and I'm pretty sure it's only three strikes you're out when you're late to the old ball game

Joseph, you got a Lazio esplaining to do!!!

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Dave Grohl filming his own True Detective season on HBO

The only running-related questions the boys locker room will address are in regards to the whereabouts of your refrigerator

Wilfork's Arteries: ♫ Got plaque on plaque ♫

The Fashion Police also dropped the following charges:

♫ I won't call myself a failure. Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up ♫

Thank goodness police got to him before he blew the whole house down

No, but the number of notifications in the circle is usually much larger than the actual number of notifications once I click through.

Guest: Yes, hello, I think someone at the front desk misunderstood my last call about having a problem with a little boogie - I do not need a new box of kleenex.

Deer Mallory (haha, I have a sense of humor, one of the many traits you will learn that I possess),

I guess Boras would not be supportive of McGruff taking a bite out of crime on this one

Early analysis of the tattoos implicate him in the murder of the as-yet unidentified "John G"