It's clear they don't serve DiGiorno at Fenway because that was quite the delivery

I thought it would stop buzzing when my table was ready

+1

Polar Bear: If there's grass on the field, then holy shit I'm going to die

The buzz on the street is that he'll bee ok

This is a whole new take on fantasy sports, thanks

Global warming would have submerged this island, thus averting such a tragedy

Are all the Shanahans that red?

That seventh inning, always trying to stretch out the fun

I ruined sidespin, didn't I?

Locals are just dying to get into the event

S-E-C...-U-R-I-T-Y B-R-E-A-C-H

Just another instance of Kaepernick making an early exit without scoring

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She misunderstood "Colin Cowherd" for "Callin' fer Cow Turds" so really there was no mixup

This baby will also don a yellow jacket by day's end, after he soaks through his diaper

I don't even know why people cover 'em anymore. It's not a big deal, yada yada, but for comparison his left arm looks great as is.

More like Hunter Hearse Helmsley, amirite?!

Who wants to vex Mutombo...by asking him that question again?

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