Sarlacc: What future, if any, do you see for your own work and for your bounty hunting staff? Because, you know, your predecessor was eaten alive after the last prisoners escaped Jabba's palace—

Gray as a rainy day :(

He pay 200 ruble dry cleaning bill for falling puddle of Purple Fanta. Nightmare Bear make 100 ruble only. Is time for Sad Nightmare Bear.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

The Wenii spent the long weekend in a mountain cabin with friends. Thanks to Mrs. Wenis and friends for some great home made cookin'. Exhibit A below:

Well his coach did tell him to make it snappy before the race.

Skating isn't the only event where Yevgeny Plushenko has a reputation for pulling out

Matt: Is this going to hurt? I've never done this before.

Who is Curtis Wenis?

Putin: With your help kids, we were able to spoil the ghost of Czar Nicholas II's plot of stealing the spare gold medal from the Olympic games!

I assume he will get a medical redshit?

Call me a cynic, but I'm guessing he'll have a hard time epicuring the massive diarrhea contracted from eating so much fucking McDonald's

Amir has a vested interest in showing off his new clothing line - Look at this Fucking Hoopster Casual™

He's prepared to continue that thrust until the cows come home

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HDMI video would have been better quality, maybe we could have even seen who won

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Q: What do a crime novelist and soccer writer have in common?

Gronk: Add two additional uprights, narrower and just for PATs!!

Vader: You are the champion now, Gold Medalist Watabe