Just to prove how self-centered we are, the jingometer is an imperial unit

[eh]

Meanwhile, journalists in the US have mistakenly overrun the Sam's Club in Columbia, MO hoping to interview patrons about being gay in the SEC

Also reported missing from his belongings:

Look on the bright side, Gazprom has already committed to reconstitute it into the Piece-of-Shit Sochi fullpipe to deliver plentiful natural gas into the rest of Europe once the games are complete.

It's nice that they all got direct flights, given Sochi airport has only completed half a runway

I award you one +1

We're up all night to get lucky

I thought that might be the case, and I appreciate your concern. At least we learned some valuable lessons:

I thought these guys' biggest problem was deciding whether to put on pants when they go upstairs for poptarts

+1

Those brides are really mailing it in

I got neun und neunzig problems, and a red buffoon is one

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Well Kirsten got what she asked for: More Towers

OoOo*

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Awkwardly, most rooms at the motel have 2 fire hydrants side by side.

Despite all her saves, she is still just a Swiss in a cage

Every time Greg talks about a race, he falls flat on his face