One small step for man, three giant leaps before traveling is called

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Olympic orientation camp is where one goes after enjoying the double toilet a little too much

Double your pleasure, double your fun, it's the statement of a great shit, it's double shit, son

Also known as having sex with Bob Costas

damn my gray status

Is receiving homage still a 3 game suspension?

Not Pictured: All the fans walking off a cliff.

Yevgeny's report must be way ahead of its time - construction in Sochi isn't even supposed to be finished for at least 3 more years. There's still plenty of environment left to destroy.

You may have been in the top 82nd percentile on the puppy bowl, but you're at least in the top 65th percentile of Deadspin writers

As Jaylen ran toward his dad so Shaun could wrap him up with a hug, Shaun whiffed and little Jaylen ran another 80 yards to the neighbors' front door

Shouldn't TV make the 12th man look...bigger?

Me want honeycombs

Marshawn is such a thug, he doesn't even eat the white skittles. Taste the rainbow my ass

Well, I think 30th grade is technically a PhD

The logo is no longer the franchise's only caricature with a red face that needs to be replaced.

20,000 Bear Leagues Under Your House, and other Wet Dreams by Tom Ley

More like yeast mode because Marshawn's attitude is SOUR!!

It's a shame that day after day, all these former players forget they already signed up for ObamaCare

Freshman year of college, I lived in a quad with 4 double rooms. All the rooms were connecting in the interior by a bathroom with two showers and stalls.