What is black, white, and red all over? Hawk Harrelson in a Sox uniform

Ring around the collar
Pockets full of squalor
Oxy, oxy, we all fall down!

Silence of the Fans

Manti Te'o: Idiots, +1

King Cake Baby was fond of yelling "show me your tits" to females in the crowd

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Keegan's 42 children will vouch for the fact this isn't the first time he has lazily pulled the goalie.

Usually it's the ventriloquist who hurts his arm while acting like a dummy.

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But the jerk won't even walk at graduation like the rest of his class

More like an air ukulele if you ask me.

That's why Harbaugh wants to put a ring on himself

SerenA-rod

VATICAN CITY (AP) - In a controversial press release, Pope Francis has come out praising the actions of Kristen Saban. Many were surprised to see the Pope supporting violent action, but Pope Francis expressed his gratitude for her exorcism.

Bill Simmons was actually just completing an MSG ticket wizard internship assignment when he wrote that wonderful Ryan Reynolds article

Possibly Drunk Amateur Deadspin Commenter is Struggling So Hard

Ole Mathew McGann
Busted nut in Lisa Ann
Now he's got AIDs, fuck

RIP Surfing Footage, 2013-2013

Burnt, just like the toast made with my no class appliances from Guangzhou Nantian Sources Co., Ltd.

He got beat by Dr. Dre