An undrafted kicker telling his weasel coach to go for it on fourth down is the plot line of Gregggg Easterbrook's next novel: For Whom the Football Gods Chortled

Beadlemania

The Knicks are near a revolutionary marketing deal to have all their players wear Zoloft patches during games.

The Russians are just reminding their Olympians that #2's have no place on their squad.

Carl certainly understands the impact of a lane closure

those who are bears for next season's ratings are clearly ignoring the many dollar bills dangling in front of the owners, whose cardinal sin is love of money that's how they afford their giant jaguars, don't you know, in addition to their primary occupation as corporate raiders so as the owners continue to ram this…

"I just taste for the first time a guiro..MAN ZEUS BLESS GREECE ϟ ϟ"

Yellow snow is distasteful, no matter the circumstances

The title of Sherman's play? Scoreless in Seattle

Wyoming's quarterback drought can be explained by the removal of poise from the drinking water in 1982

Statue of Libertines

"I'm big, dark and handsome, like a 6ft, 235lb running back...I came here out of retirement and decided, look, I'm very hungry. A hungry man is an angry man. And that is me. I am very angry because I want it."

It is the largest case of blue balls in human history

Good thing tennis isn't in the winter Olympics

Lanny will have a target on her back during these games, I imagine.

The marketing department developed the idea after visiting popular Amsterdam red-light venue Licht van de Lamp, Condors

Seattle got off to an early lead as fans wanted to brag that they gave before it was mainstream.

He told the trainer he couldn't feel his leg N-eymar

Each candle signifies a win the Lions will achieve during Caldwell's 4-year contract