The recruiting pitch for Apple's Foxconn production line and Ohio State football are eerily similar - you will work for four years, develop no marketable skills, receive no pay, and jump off a bridge when you're ready for future endeavors.

Hey, there's always the WNBA and MLS to fall back on

I hope all this attention doesn't go to his head. The gravitational pull would be devastating.

[Historically black college's athletic director's head explodes]

On Deadspin.uk they do the same thing with Gus Johnson EPL highlights

Alex, what is aborting Tim Tebow?

A-ThyRoid

Mr. Massey, tear down this wall!

Oh big deal. David Blaine has moved on to better tricks like throwing down a tomahawk dunk while submerged in 10,000 gallons of seahorse feces.

You know what they say about big feet?

Now we know Luck doesn't choke under pressure...OF GIVING A GOOD BLOWJOB

Confused voters ultimately elected Chris Leak as an NBA all-star

Budweiser is planning to launch Bud Light Lime Chlamydia at the event. Word is it is a yeasty treat with a frothy finish

To back up his stance, Costas routinely orders the corn dogs rather than his favorite mac-n-cheese off the kids menu at restaurants.

Because they are Buono voters' little sisters.

"Yes, I've been waiting since the victory in Guatemala! I can't believe there is so little time left" was also a common refrain of homesick Spanish Conquistadors

His excitement is clear, indisputable evidence that he is on greenies and shouldn't be in the hall. And that his arm is not moving forward and therefore he fumbled the bottle from which said greenies originated.

Turns out the mysterious beef was Robin's former goat.

Oh so now anyone can just start selling savory biscuits and call them crackers??

If he wanted a Gruden, he should have played, 'THIS GUY, THIS GUY, TICKLE MONSTER, MOE" when selecting a coach.