That he thinks that the “deep state” fears his Tweets? Who knows? It’s hard to delve into that tiny pea sized brain.

#TomBradyThinks there were good people on both sides of the violence in Charlottesville; but has some questions for Charlottesville Public Works about fluoride levels.

“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter.

A variant for your consideration: sweet potatoes with chipotle peppers and smoked gouda. Use the same sauce (although probably skip the nutmeg). It is amazing.

Alternative to the parm on the mushroom bread: Spread some goat cheese, maybe with some of the parsley mixed in, on the bread and then top with mushrooms. Some call this an appetizer, I wonder how the next course could possibly measure up.

I just spent about 20 minutes looking through my iPhoto collection for a picture of a pork tenderloin that took on uncanny dong properties as I seared it, like three years ago. I guess at some point I deleted it, thinking this exact topic would never come up. This is why people horde things.

Last night felt like the 2000 election night. The Royals were behind then ahead then behind then declared the winners. I half expected to wake-up this morning to see that Florida had gone for the A's.

Don't forget that I could give you all the tells in the world, but all I'm going to do is wind up and kick that motherfucker as hard as I can. I'll be damned if I could point within five feet where it's actually going.

Children who were "beaten" won World War II,

When people say "it worked," it didn't. Just because you whacked your 4-year old when he pissed on the wall, doesn't mean that he hit the bowl next time because you hit him. It means he's 4 years old and he thinks his dick makes a mean firehose. You can laugh (because he's 4 years old and that's one of themany funny…

you would have to figure out how to get them out of the muffin tin and into a bowl/plate/mug/ramekin without ruining the inherent simplicity of the dish

There's one thing I don't understand why no one's talking about. Why is this investigation only about the Ray Rice incident? We already know he screwed up on this one. We already know he was either really incompetent or straight up ignored the fact that he had access to the video tape and then lied about it.

In a way, yes. His crimes were tied directly to his job of representing the shield. From Ray to Ray-Ray to Rae, those players were players who played for the shield and then did horrible things in their personal times.

When you can have an expert on Soviet Russia who helped waste insane and truly astronomical amounts of public money and young men's lives and health to make a few rich dudes a lot richer, then yeah, she's a perfect candidate for NFL commissioner.

I've got "The NFL hires Louis Freech to conduct a thorough investigation and issue a report two weeks after the Super Bowl."

"Hey everybody! How about that great Thursday Night Football game tomorrow night huh? That'd be a good way to put all of this domestic abuse stuff behind us! We've got the...Bal...itmore....Ray....uh.... PITTSBURGH STEELERS playing. Who doesn't want to watch Ben Roth....less....damn it."

1) That book is just the best. It really is.

I feel like Deadspin started as a sports site, and now with all the cross posting and kinja blogs it has become more of a...men's interests site? Like a men's magazine but infinitely less awful. I, for one, like being able to find articles that suit all my interests in one place and Albert mixes food and humor in a…

Agreed. More informative and highly entertaining articles like this and less of the fantasy football and shit.