This used to be an article about the management and new ownership of this site.  Got pulled already I see.  Cowards.

I ate a churro dog (the main picture accompanying this article) last week at the Diamondbacks home opener. It was every bit of a sugary mess you would expect. When I brought it back to my seat, our neighbors immediately asked where I had got it and went to get their own. Pro-tips: get one early as they do run out of…

Oh my god, this has been bothering me for YEARS! There’s like 40 kids of each age - so if everyone lives to age 70 (and we know a lot don’t), there are 2,800 wizards and witches in England. So these quiddich games are described as having huge crowds, even if literally everyone shows up that’s a smaller crowd than high…

Ivanka is room temp Dasani.

THANK YOU. Fucking McCain, voting to allow the bills to move into debate, refusing to tell anyone his position in the hours before voting, and taking all the credit in the end. Stop grandstanding with my healthcare.

I live in Little Rock and once when my mom and step-dad were visiting he wanted to go to the Clinton Library. My mom and I got kinda bored of it fast and started looking through these binders that had his schedule every day of his presidency (we were looking for the days around the Lewinsky scandal breaking, just out…

Is that even a real article? Quoting classic songs is ‘spin,’ up is down, and if you read to the end Donald is having his first dance with some chick named Melanie. This day has really been wearing on me.

my go to dish is basically the same amount and type of mushrooms, sautéed in with garlic, olive oil, and shallots. Salt and pepper. When they look and smell pretty good throw in a large pat of butter and a few big glugs of red wine. Reduce. Serve with basically anything.

If you are a decent tipper, a server won't mind at all. Part of the great thing about regulars is the lack of a guessing game with preferences and, especially, money. If you don't mind them popping by, saying they just got another table and are getting them drinks, will be right back, and do you want your regular…

That MLB.com article is the Dewey defeats Truman of our time.

Kansas City is already going nuts. They dyed the fountains around town blue, and I haven't seen this much Royals gear in my life. All either brand new or clearly dug out of the very back of the closet. We are excited.

I worked as a bartender and once got the excuse that this guy had just gotten out of jail for a dui, and as part of that had to surrender his license. He and his girlfriend actually Argued With Me For A Few Minutes. I just told them that that the state revenue office (where you get ID in my state) was a few blocks…

It's one of the few beers I find myself asking for ano

Mr. Presbo can use this after his dice unit. And then maybe Dukie won't be a junkie after all.

I grew in kc and have never heard that.

yup. I am thinking of my industry (bartender here) and while I have been harassed my management has always given me the option of either removing and banning the person myself, or having them take care of it (sometimes I don't feel safe or comfortable doing it myself). If they didn't, they would be total Dickson but…

top celebrity chefs in the world, most definitely. Tilly and the kids have been on television for a long time in the UK. They just don't show the F Word in the US.

I like to make WAY too many veggies and toss the leftovers in the fridge. They are crazy versatile the next couple days. Grilled veggie omlette for breakfast, tossed in vinaigrette for a grilled veggie salad for lunch, on a pizza for dinner. Or with pasta. So many uses.

I used to work at this dive bar. We were pretty used to 'drink and dashes', not a huge deal. But once, this dude came in, FILLED OUT AN APPLICATION, had a few drinks and left without paying. It was pretty easy to tell the cops where to find him.

My mom bought me The Shack for my birthday one year, which was pretty out of character for her, a super liberal hippy-esque person who gives std screenings at a free clinic for a living. Turns out she went to the bookstore and just asked for something new/good and I guess that employee tried to put her on the right…