Not investing is a ram HD but heavily investing in Alfa as a means to reduce debt? That’s not how that works. I’ve tried the whole “buy the fun car and not the important one and try and pass it off as a smart move thing” it doesn’t pan out

How is “Resting bitchface” a thing but “conspicuous scumbagface” not? I mean, I can’t be the only one looking at these pictures and getting instantaneous “unpaid child support warrant” vibe?

Seriously, he’s been spotted driving around L.A. in one of these...

Sorry, pal. We know exactly what Satan drives, and it ain’t no Toyota.

There’s no way he’s not single.

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

1:
Enthusiasts: We want manual transmissions
Manufacturers: Here ya go, but its only on the base spec with the lowest performance and the least desirable drive configurations. Also, none of our dealer will stock them, and you can’t have them with any of the options that approach some level of luxury or performance.
Enth…

Neutral: the consumer ends up being screwed with less choices. I have a vacuum cleaner and an extension cord. I’ve vacuumed our minivan out tons of times just fine with it. <$100 on Amazon and I can add DVD players to anything with a cigarette lighter outlet. My 10 year old minivan has Bluetooth, aux input,…

I have a horrible soft spot for ‘73 Cutlass two doors, myself.

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

I have driven a fully loaded, >$45,000 Wrangler, and I am here to say that on the pavement, it has got to be one of the most thoroughly unpleasant news cars money can buy. It is slow, loud, doesn’t want to go, stop, or turn, and the ride is atrocious. The vehicle you just described sounds like all of that made about…

It must have been early 2000's when I lived in Dallas. It was a nice fall day (one of two we get in Texas), so I had the windows down, sunroof open and the stereo on. I was having a good day, enjoying my GTI that I had just gotten the week before.

I’m Your Huckleberry...

Oh ho ho. This is my favorite topic! And appropriately timed because the incident that follows happened on Nov 3, 2010, on my way to pick up my girlfriend who was taking me for a two day belated birthday dinner. (Yes, that’s correct today is my birthday!) Anyway, onto the story!

When I was in college I was driving back to my dorm after visiting my parents, school was only about 20 mins from my parents house. Going down a steep hill not far from my house, guy in a jeep grand Cherokee cuts me off and I have to swerve to avoid hitting him. I honk to voice my displeasure and think that will be…

Come to think of it, I think he did.

Did he have a trench coat and wings?

Driving home with my sister on a break from school in her 1960 Impala when this dude in a beat up old Chevy COE starts riding our tail and honking. He finally passes us and I notice his license plate reads “BEATNGU”. Weird.