Wrong tool for the job. Industry standard is to NEVER use a piece of equipment like a trackhoe/backhoe around a live pipeline like this. When digging around a live pipeline you use a giant pressure washer and vacuum to suck up the mud to prevent this very thing from happening.

T is for Thupercharged.

How to impress onlookers.

The perfect actor already exists to play DT:

I mean this in the nicest way possible: Please don’t have children.

I have used 1A Auto’s Youtube often.

Really? At 105k miles the only thing my Dad’s 2005 Ford Taurus needed was new plugs and wires.

Your BMW is less reliable than a POS Taurus. Let that sink in a bit.

Yeah, I hear Tesla was already taken.

‘04 TL owner. I’m afraid to try this. I can’t not think about it. I think I hate you.

When vanity plates first became a thing you could get, my grandfather had a friend who was very proud to have gotten “IVSKIN” past the censors.

I will not admit how long it took me to grasp this.

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I had this plate taken away from me 2 years ago. I still miss it. Virginia Jazz League represent!

Meanwhile, in Seattle.

I knew a guy in the ‘80s that had this on his NYS plate.

Indeed

Favorite license plate ever? LBS VAG

Obligatory.