That’s not where that comma goes.

As a Toledo alum, I’m embarrassed. Zo had a hell of a career, and on his last game at the Glass Bowl, completely threw it away. Here’s to hoping Coach Campbell doesn’t even let him pack for the bowl game.

/furiously Googles the You Don’t Know Jack “Gibberish Question” intros

True story: “Let Me Clear My Throat” might be the best goal song since “Brass Bonanza”.

The Redskins Legal Team going with the new and untested “What about Hope Solo?” Defense.

I live in Toledo, OH, a city which you may remember had an issue with the muni water last year. And while the issue only lasted for literally 2 1/2 days, my wife has a friend who to this day refuses to drink water from the tap, refuses to drink any fountain soda, and will even refuse ice if it’s made with city water.

I’ll never forgive my 7th grade English teacher for not taking us outside: there was a solar eclipse happening that was literally right above us, and it seemed like every class but ours went out to look at it. We stayed in and did vocab.

I just realized my original version of the joke was “researching”. Sheeeeeit.

“You see, FIRED stands for Fiercely and Intensely Searching for Employment Decisions...”

This guy loves him some acronyms. When he coached at Toledo, he had squad names for each group of players, and each one was an acronym. My personal favorite: the punt/kick return team was BRAVO: Being Relentless And Violent (towards) Opponents.

So, Rocket League, then?

Ohio has the dumbest laws. You can buy consumer class fireworks, but you’re not allowed to light anything more than a sparkler or snake. Tell me how that makes sense?

Raising my daughter as a Blue Jackets fan. I don’t know why, it won’t be long before her favorite player ("Yay Bobrovsky!" she says...) gets traded for a bag of jockstraps and Jagr.

That’s some mighty fine foley work, Lou.

He was very pleased with how the game was developing, developing, developing, developing.

We go to a lot of Toledo ECHL games, and the crowd there is ruthless. At one point, our *entire section* just started picking on this poor defensemen. Can't remember the dude's name... "Joooooohnson. Jooooohnson. Jooooohnson. YOU SUCK."

Last year, Sylvania Northview wins a state hockey title on a tie. This year, Defiance wins a state basketball title on a ticky-tack technical foul. CAN'T NORTHWEST OHIO WIN ANYTHING LEGITIMATELY?

"People are saying" is the biggest chickenshit reporter tactic.

If I had to guess, that long skycam shot of the team going into the tunnel when the interview started means something went wrong. Maybe the camera they typically use went down? So in a panic, the director gets an end zone and/or opposite sideline camera to get the shot.

Darlene or GTFO.