So, Rocket League, then?

Ohio has the dumbest laws. You can buy consumer class fireworks, but you’re not allowed to light anything more than a sparkler or snake. Tell me how that makes sense?

Raising my daughter as a Blue Jackets fan. I don’t know why, it won’t be long before her favorite player ("Yay Bobrovsky!" she says...) gets traded for a bag of jockstraps and Jagr.

That’s some mighty fine foley work, Lou.

He was very pleased with how the game was developing, developing, developing, developing.

We go to a lot of Toledo ECHL games, and the crowd there is ruthless. At one point, our *entire section* just started picking on this poor defensemen. Can't remember the dude's name... "Joooooohnson. Jooooohnson. Jooooohnson. YOU SUCK."

Last year, Sylvania Northview wins a state hockey title on a tie. This year, Defiance wins a state basketball title on a ticky-tack technical foul. CAN'T NORTHWEST OHIO WIN ANYTHING LEGITIMATELY?

"People are saying" is the biggest chickenshit reporter tactic.

If I had to guess, that long skycam shot of the team going into the tunnel when the interview started means something went wrong. Maybe the camera they typically use went down? So in a panic, the director gets an end zone and/or opposite sideline camera to get the shot.

Darlene or GTFO.

Two guys working one blender? C'mon, that's too many c

We already had Beckman in the conference, we don't want him back.

I AM THAT JERK

It's the marathon equivalent of yelling "GET IN THE HOLE" on a par 5.

It's not made up, it's not made up.

And that look right into the camera just says it all.

I don't *mind* beans in chili, but it pisses me off when a restaurant cheaps out and has 5 parts beans to one part meat. GET SOME FLESH IN THERE, YA PUSSIES.

Not gonna lie, I thought "We're gonna make it heard" was "We're gonna make it hurt", because they were dead on accurate on that one.

I feel you on Runway. Though I haven't watched since the move to Lifetime, it sort of roped me in because of the actual technical skill involved. That, and Tim Gunn is a boss.

GoalControl got bored and tried to force some action.