Mrs. Butterworth wins.

No, the fact that he was defending his own property excuses it.

I’ve got quite a few years of pizza eating under my belt (literally), almost all of which being of the tomato sauce variety, and while I’ve encountered many literally dripping with grease, I’ve never run into one dripping with “juice”.

I didn’t need to read beyond the first sentence.

Are you truly arguing that a vehicle where you have to tell the car you changed a battery is not only rational, but “one of the most tuneable”? Jesus Christ...

1. Dick move to make me look for information somewhere else because you’re playing a video game.

I use channels like this frequently. I can determine - That is easy vs F-this, I now know why you pay someone to do it.

Put this in the “Good idea in theory, but terrible in practice,” column, for sure. Especially when it’s the government enforcing these kinds of things as law rather than, say, parents? Like, what’s next?

Gotta get that 1:1 cheese to patty ratio. 

They affect my paycheck and I get nothing to gain.

So where the Blazer is being produced is highly controversial? I thought the fact they took the name off a once good SUV and slapped it onto a crossover was the highly controversial part.

Even if that were the case, you can’t speak for her and deny her agency.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

This Just In,  Son looks remarkable like Father!  Could perhaps 50% of his DNA be his?   Authorities are investigating 

I find the left’s denial of reality equal parts funny and horrifying.

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

Look, I grew up around a lot of uneducated, ignorant people. This is just how they speak. Always hyperbole. Always phrasing things in confusing or inaccurate terms. Always blustery. Always ridiculous.

This is exactly why the NFL never should’ve started down this path in the first place. Their policy from day one should’ve been “Once the courts reach a decision, we’ll figure out what to do”. The NFL is objectively terrible at handling these things, even moreso than the justice system. Anything and everything they do…

Chopping the top works on some old cars, but definitely not on a pickup truck.

The future looks like every version of the future they’ve been showing us since c.1995.