Should be “Don’t let those Chinese officials get away with it”.

What is wrong with you?

You are so fucking delusional it’s scary.

I like the way you think. I too worked at Pizza Hut and Papa Johns in my younger years partly (mostly) for the free pizza. My from-scratch pizza is actually probably good enough that other people would want to buy it.

I would say it’s the person who eats pizza as a meal the most frequently.

I went to go buy ingredients to make my own pizza and there were only 3 bags of flour left in the grocery store.

Ooo I’m going to have to pick one of these up! Nice!

It’s almost like you can find a fictional story that roughly describes almost anything that ever happens.

All I see is John Cena’s evil twin.

Only if Bill Gates was having tons of frozen patties and fries shipped directly to him.

I will never call him “THE Batman”. Reminds me of my parents calling Facebook “The Facebook”.

If we’ve learned anything from concept cars over the last 30 years, it’s that they never look as cool as they do straight from the designer. If you can imagine it without so many curves and wheels that will no doubt look like shit, then you may have an idea of the final product.

What? Why? Fuck the council. I gave them multiple options before they got wiped out and they just ignored me.

In no world is a Civic worth $37k.

-Says guy with neckbeard spending his Friday night with all his friends posting online in a body painting article on Kotaku.

does everything she possibly can to make her streams not sexually focused.

Gaming laptops - the biggest scam since Bernie Madoff.

Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!!! And turn down that damn rap music!

-IX-

Patina is ugly and stupid. Kind of like how black rims always look like shit, but people do it anyway because it’s the cheapest option.