I’m thinking that’s where the line from next week’s preview was going “the dead are already here”.

“Get that greeeaaat Mac Haik feel-iiiiin’!”

Really? It makes you look stupid to act like a decent human being?

What’s up all my black racist homies?!

Right there with ya!

When I was about 12 years old and I learned that you could separate the hydrogen out from water with electrolysis, I decided I was going to invent a car that you filled with water, the spinning wheels of the car produced the electricity needed to refine the water into hydrogen which would then power the car.

Think about the original Porsche 911, as well. Sure, the basic body design and chassis lived from 1963-98, or 36 model years.

It’s so sad. People that don’t have real life friends so they “hang out” with a pretend one online. Some of them are stupid enough to even pay them to “hang out” with them.

I’m just glad they invented this marvel of technology. It was so difficult to step up that 1 extra inch to put my foot into the hideous step holes (because I couldn’t make it up those extra 5 inches to the top of the bumper) they put on the sides of all their rear bumpers now.

This is my secret.

I had only ever played the first AC and thought it sucked. I had heard that the newer ones were more than just running and hiding in hay carts, so I downloaded this one to check it out, and it’s just more of the same. Running and hiding from people.

Counterpoint: some consoles are toys too.

That is fugly.

Sounds like a great recipe for a live-action Fortnight match in the back of your van.

No problem here. *High five* for saving water/electricity on unnecessary washing.

The conversion is $39,995, and that’s on top of the truck itself.

Sorry Seahawk fans...no more Superbowl victories for you in the next few years.

No, a SSD is better than a typical HD in every conceivable way.

It’s a 2016 Mustang EB premium loaded to the gills.

...that’s fucking ugly.