Lol yeah, they don’t like passive-aggressiveness at all. I got a speeding ticket a couple years ago and when the cop handed me the ticket I told him “You’re doing an excellent job busting criminals like me. The streets are much safer because of you.”. He got really angry and was like “you got something to say!?”. I…

Yes! I play all my arcade games for the week in mystery heroes.

I got a ticket for exhibition of acceleration for chirping my tires at a stop light...in my mom’s car.

That’s awesome! My dad used to take me to these in the Astrodome when I was a kid. I didn’t even know I wanted to go before I saw it the first time...had no idea they had giant trucks that could just roll over other cars and stuff. It was spectacular for my ~6 year old eyes to witness for the first time.

A family member worked at a blockbuster when it closed. I got multiple copies of like 15 different games. It was a pretty glorious time.

The 174-foot span weighed 950 tons and was built using so-called Accelerated Bridge Construction Methods that were designed by the university’s Accelerated Bridge Construction University Transportation Center.

Did you know that the only word in the English language that contains three sets of repeating letters in a row is “bookkeeper”?

Whatever...competition breeds excellence. Calvin would only be a better human if he gave it a fair shot.

I’m sure all the criminals out there are re-thinking their life choices because of these shirts...

I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I get about an hour in and always lose interest once I ride to the first little settlement.

Cultural appropriation?

Join the modern world and game on a PC. MTG Online has been around for over 15 YEARS now!

Was that really an issue?

Thanks Captain Obvious!

Bunch of filthy Dallas lovers here...

Great, so you can have even less traction on the rear tires!

Yeah it’s definitely a lot slower paced than Overwatch. I don’t think I was ever 1-shot in Paladins and I played quite a bit. From the outside they may look pretty similar, but they feel like different games when you play them.

I would have to agree.

Exactly...a couple of tickets, ok. More than 3 for the same thing and you’re just a fuckin idiot.

No, more like a gold plated Desert Eagle. A huge gun to fit in his huge hand.