Well then Obvious Troll needs to watch the new episodes — they're pretty good.

"Katie, will you chug 6 beers with me...for life?"

Jesus Christ, not even a Cardinals fan can sound more racist.

Life lessons from adventure time.

I don't get the hate for Kevin Smith, it's not like he's a pompous asshole like Phil Fish who warrants his hate, he's just a guy that wants to make people laugh and people DO find him funny. Why is that so bad?

I sure know who he SHOULD be playing....

People just hate on him because they want him to either A) still be that indie guy, or B) hate that he's a giant geek who smokes all day and seemingly gets to do whatever he wants because of either his legions of Global fans or the various high profile friends he's made in his career. Much like Smith, I try to pay it…

In the game Kevin Smith gun will be a fleshlight

Here you go:

No.

He did indeed, and thus that child was guaranteed to become a mid-tier relief pitcher some day.

Yeah, Olbermann can sound like a portentous douche sometimes but I'll be damned if he doesn't glow in moments like these. That shit was awesome.

I was born in Waco, Texas, and lived in the Dallas area from 19 to 40. When I moved out here to Southern California, I just tell people I'm from Waco (yes that Waco). It's easier to deal with explaining cults burning up in government standoffs than it is to explain Dallas.

I'm from Texas and have been a Cowboy fan since about 1994 when I was in 4th grade and started getting into sports. All I know is Jerry Jones. I can't wait for the day he's gone, but I have a feeling he'll be the owner until somebody rips the team out of his cold dead hands, similar to Al Davis. If only he would hire…

You're overthinking it. This is simply post-9/11 culture. It's taken nearly fifteen years, but studios and audiences are finally ready to enjoy "lighter" content. I'm hoping Man of Steel heralded the end of the 9/11 porn.

If the images we´ve seen so far are any indication, I´m afraid you´re right. Only the WonderWoman image is really heroic. Superman looks like he was just told Adventure Time had been cancelled forever.

I guess it's like the difference between knowing your girlfriend has had past lovers and seeing her sex tape? Haha I dunno, I think we were just supposed to forget the most important thing about her character

(Wish I had found a clip with Lana's response of "Cosplay enthusiasts.")

It's still slightly unfathomable that GOTG exists as an actual thing, let alone that it's a massive success. I've had friends and acquaintances saying that they've gone and seen it, then gone and dragged their families to see it again, and some even a third time! I don't think I've ever actually seen that sort of…