"Katie, will you chug 6 beers with me...for life?"

Life lessons from adventure time.

I don't get the hate for Kevin Smith, it's not like he's a pompous asshole like Phil Fish who warrants his hate, he's just a guy that wants to make people laugh and people DO find him funny. Why is that so bad?

I sure know who he SHOULD be playing....

People just hate on him because they want him to either A) still be that indie guy, or B) hate that he's a giant geek who smokes all day and seemingly gets to do whatever he wants because of either his legions of Global fans or the various high profile friends he's made in his career. Much like Smith, I try to pay it…

In the game Kevin Smith gun will be a fleshlight

He did indeed, and thus that child was guaranteed to become a mid-tier relief pitcher some day.

Yeah, Olbermann can sound like a portentous douche sometimes but I'll be damned if he doesn't glow in moments like these. That shit was awesome.

I was born in Waco, Texas, and lived in the Dallas area from 19 to 40. When I moved out here to Southern California, I just tell people I'm from Waco (yes that Waco). It's easier to deal with explaining cults burning up in government standoffs than it is to explain Dallas.

I'm from Texas and have been a Cowboy fan since about 1994 when I was in 4th grade and started getting into sports. All I know is Jerry Jones. I can't wait for the day he's gone, but I have a feeling he'll be the owner until somebody rips the team out of his cold dead hands, similar to Al Davis. If only he would hire…

Naturally, Scott Norwood is his barber.

Their black lager is very solid.

I did a photoshop of him with blonder hair. He can actually pull off the look.

2 Carlos Gomez experiences to share.

Hey! Remember that time Kobe went on vacation in Colorado?

I am NOT beginning to doubt THEIR commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Commercials need more children being stepped on.

Just like the old saying goes: "'I' before 'E' except after 'C' and don't you dare put a motherfucking 'K' after that shit either or I'll murder the fuck outta you."