You're basically the reason people don't want to play. Thanks for all you do. It's important stuff.

The lot of them should be forced to use Icy Hot as lube when they wank.

So we really shouldn't go after any criminal then, because there's always going to be crime? Sound logic. You seem to be a fellow with a finger firmly on the pulse of the modern human condition. Let's just let the criminals go willy nilly for a bit. They'll wear themselves out then eventually have to lay down for a…

Watch the OT again and think of this. In Jedi, Vader was on Endor. In Empire, he was with the raiding party that attacked the Hoth base, and he was the point person at Cloud City. In A New Hope, he's part of the boarding party for Leia's ship. In fact, any place where there was an operation involving his command, he…

You're lucky this isn't the 1200s. That kind of blasphemy would get you burned at the stake

The audiobooks over the last few years in the Star Wars EU would probably do for you then. Cinematic score, sound effects and very capable voice actors. Marc Thompson reads quite a few and his Luke, Solo, C3PO and Lando voices are freakishly on point.

I agree, Nintendo is profitable. I never said Nintendo is bad at what it does or doesn't have a solid business model. What I said is they are more niche than Sony and MS. Sony and MS are developer-friendly and therefore enjoy a wide selection of third party games, and by extension have a greater variety of games.…

Teams should be lining up to make this the face of their franchise

Talent, but a total lack of maturity. The biggest thing that's going to hurt Winston's draft stock is Johnny Manziel. Yes Winston has superior physical tools, but that derpface bastard has no clue how to conduct himself. He needs to play through his senior year just to mentally get his shit together.

Nintendo is incredibly successful at what it does, but it is a niche console product. It releases the same titles over and over and people eat it up. The are a very contained and incestuous brand, but it works for them. As long as people want another Mario, Link or Metroid title, they will continue to do well. But…

Actually HDD stands for Happy Data Donkey. It dates back to Ancient Greece when all data was transported via donkey. The key part is the Happy though. A Happy Data Donkey moved data substantially faster than an unhappy or even ambivalent data donkey. There were some experiments with Super Stoked Donkeys which were…

well, there are the coke rumors after the pic of him with a rolled up hundred in a bathroom hit the net

You are comparing the existing consoles to something that does not exist. Could they make consoles that consistently ran everything 1080p60? Probably. Would you be willing to shell out $700 for that system? Probably not. The power of gaming consoles is determined by economics, not available tech. When MS and Sony and…

The problem with pushing the kinect is that 3rd party developers don't want to mess with it. They want to make cross platform games that require minimal tinkering from platform to platform. If MS went all in on Kinect and made it a requirement for all their games, they would go the way of Nintendo quickly. The Wii U…

"People can have opinions, but that doesn't mean everyone has to like them"

uh oh, we're in danger of being rational here

"The list sucks."

Ok, there we go, we're back on track now. The fact that you can make that post without any sense of irony makes you Internet Citizen of the Hour

Ok, look at it this way, this is an OPINION list. They have an opinion, you have an opinion. But at the end of the day, these lists really don't matter at all. They have games they like, you have games you like. If you don't like their opinion, you don't have to use the site. However, there is little if any point with…

Of course he scored. Who is going to tackle a shitass?

There is something to be said for the understated elegance of a fully nude suplex.

Given the accent of the dull narrator, you just know this porn includes someone making potties in the bathtub.

Why should the poor be denied gaming?