either. Beggars can't be choosers. #daretodream

ah, then the vagueness extends beyond the sadness, because that video was pure joy. I want to grind it into powder and snort it off of whatever is the least hairy part of Meg's body while telling her to shut up.

random internet user does lowest hanging fruit trolling by taking a swipe at a guy entertaining a room full of people to remind everyone that unfortunately, he is still the badass bossman of the interwebs

I'll never dedicate a potion of life. Now an elixir of fortitude, absolutely I would. Possibly even a draught of dexterity.

Trying to pin down your disapproval. Is it the cosplayer who is obviously having a lot of fun being in character or the crowd who is obviously having a lot of fun watching him be in character? Or does cosplay in general sadden you?

nightmare fuel

When I was watching last night, the first thing I thought when he did the dance was "Oh the gifs we will get from this"

Let's put all the soccer fans and all the nascar fans into the Thunderdome. The winning side gets it's sport legitimized in mainstream fandom. And that's a big concession since nascar is a tech demonstration, not a sport.

Could have made this article a lot shorter by saying "We should all respect Pitbull because none of us could have ridden a dead-end hand of sub-par musical talent and progeria half as far as he did."

In other news, Jerome Williams unlocked the Lumberjack power up

there's still the issue of the company computer. I spend way too much work time cruising the internet because my boss really doesn't care. I'm just expected to maintain the illusion by never actually getting caught.

strictly speaking, should you even be on Kotaku at work? Granted, it's sin by degrees, but if you're already breaking rules and stealing company time, why half-ass it?

Those aren't piss troughs, they are dream receptacles for Viking fans.

at the 26 second mark of this video, we witness the true creator of this dance

The new Spiderman 2 was terrible. The major bad guy is Milton from Office Space, the disease that waited most of Norman Osborne's life to take hold manifests in Harry immediately after seeing his dad, Gwen Stacy's expertise and reason for rushing into harm's way is that she is the only one who can push a BIG RED…

Narcolepsy affects what, 1 in 2000 people? Also, no one said anything about anyone being narcoleptic

I'm not angry, I just don't understand the complaint. You have the most powerful console gaming system at your disposal and you complain because Sony didn't take into account that some people fall asleep on their couch. You say my opinions are vapid, but I would say complaining that Sony didn't design their system…

Valid complaint? It's the most insanely first world problem I've heard in a while.

Rawr rawr rawr. I'm so mad because my video game machine can't turn itself off when I lack the basic self-control to do it myself. While we're at it, I've got a serious ax to grind with my toilet because it lacks any user-friendly features to keep me from pissing myself.

have you met the guy who broke 5 straight R2 buttons? maybe you guys could carpool to anger management meetings.