As a destitute bicurious Filipino ladyboy - you got five bucks?

Ah Lawrenceville. Did you know it's the number one producer of college students who brag about how they went to Lawrenceville?

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Fuck all this Jeter noise. Paulie was THEE MAN. Hate to see you go, but very glad you came. Go go White Sox.

Oh, fuck off.

When seeing a black person makes you angry and you can't figure out why, it's time to take a deep look inside yourself.

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

Thanks for stopping bye, Cheryl. Twins fans, the seventh inning stretch is brought to you by the Ronald McDonald House, Kendall Jackson Chardonnay and Vicodin.

Glad to see she's doing well... She'll be back on her back again in no time.

Everyone knows the real asshole here is one of the main ingredients in PYT's hotdogs.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story… Harrison told police he and Beth Tibbott were arguing on March 8, and then he broke through her bedroom door, slapped her in the face and snapped her cell phone in half. The Steelers have said the couple were arguing about whether to baptize Harrison's son.

In this case, the rabbit is the media, and, prior to to this, the rabbit has been giving Roger Goodell a blowjob.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!

I for one am happy to see that Black Kristen Stewart can show emotion in ways that White Kristen Stewart can't.

Terrifying? OK.

haters ghana hate

Can we please stop pretending we're all outraged-to-death by stuff like this? An investigation and 24,000 documents reviewed for a single offensive email from a guy who as far as I can tell has no history of this stuff a la Sterling??? Jesus, give it a rest. Meanwhile, we mostly shrug our shoulders and life goes on…

To be fair, no one actually watches the Bucs.

This guy's a fucking asshole. Poor kid is just marching his dot (that's what they call it) and some pro-football prick decides to go on the field during halftime because he's Super Mr. Important and everyone should watch out for him.