You Never Wank Alone kopshite.

Fly out Thanksgiving morning, fly back the following Monday afternoon.

I will take that as a "yes."

Is this Kid or Play?

I have always been fascinated by the brazen bull. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bu…

Yes. Such talk should not be made in public - it belongs around the kitchen table or right before last call at the corner tavern.

It basically has the same effect as seeing Maroon 5 at the Iowa State Fair.

Eight people were shot in my city last night.

When I was a kid, my friend and I wanted to set a Guinness World Record. While looking through the book, we kept seeing "lbs." I thought that meant "libs." My friend said it meant "labs." We never set a record...

It's called being reckless. Nobody is saying it was intentional. You are still responsible for your actions.

God this show sucks. Amy Brenneman's character is the whiniest on television and she doesn't even speak...they should thank god John Oliver is on right after...

Wait until you see a guy like this guy at a bar, incoherently drunk and desperately wanting people to ask for his autograph when most people don't know - or give a fuck - who he is.

That's the exact same argument used to enslave your ancestors.

Are you happy to see me or is that a Schweinsteiger in your pocket!?!

coyb!

Did anyone else notice the hard stare Milisandre had for Jon Snow..............

"You know who else would not want the World Cup in Qatar? Hitler. You are Hitler."

Should I go see Edge of Tomorrow?

This has the texture of a terrycloth robe.

"The pillar and the stones" is the new "meat and two veg."