You Never Wank Alone kopshite.

Fly out Thanksgiving morning, fly back the following Monday afternoon.

I will take that as a "yes."

Is this Kid or Play?

Yes. Such talk should not be made in public - it belongs around the kitchen table or right before last call at the corner tavern.

It basically has the same effect as seeing Maroon 5 at the Iowa State Fair.

Eight people were shot in my city last night.

It's called being reckless. Nobody is saying it was intentional. You are still responsible for your actions.

Wait until you see a guy like this guy at a bar, incoherently drunk and desperately wanting people to ask for his autograph when most people don't know - or give a fuck - who he is.

That's the exact same argument used to enslave your ancestors.

Are you happy to see me or is that a Schweinsteiger in your pocket!?!

coyb!

"You know who else would not want the World Cup in Qatar? Hitler. You are Hitler."

Let's trade Qatar the 2022 NBA playoffs!

Dont encourage him...now we are going to have to listen to his stories of dominating the dojo...

"and 6 inches is the nashional averagge."

I believe it was the plot to every episode of Love American Style!

Yeah, but you have to keep a close eye on the skinny ones.

Jeez, you play the media gameyou can be Greg Norman. Instead, you're stuck being Geoff Ogilwho.

Name the strangest place you have had sex.