Someone needs to tell these student athletes that they aren't paid to think.

Something tells me Damon Feldman has never made a decision based upon anyone's feelings but his own...

Un retouched still shot from Girls...

I hope he changes those minotaur paintings to A-Rod on the cross.

In all fairness, he may actually need a pair of shoes.

At 0:20 she can actually visualize her insurance rates rising...

He must have finally watched that Frontline episode...

He wasn't at the game alone. He was with two friends.

Or maybe they were all over at Teddy Bear's house giving that kid a ride...

He just needs to stay a from Memo Paris...

I believe he said "There's just no reason for me to show up."

I just assumed he was flying while intoxicated.

And they both sound a lot like the arguments used to support Diet Dew!

Did he throw Roger Ebert under the bus again?

Kind of like how Nick Chevotarevich "passed away" doing what he loved too.