"I hope this serves as a lesson to All-Americans. Whoops. I mean, all Americans."

Ummm Tiger won the most to tournaments last season & was PGA player of the year. If that makes him a "sputtering bullshit factory" then what is everyone else?

Agreed, there is absolutely no such thing as routine back surgery.

Aren't they spelled the same?

Albert Haynesworth, Adam Archuleta, Donovan McNabb, Deion Sanders, Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter would like to have a word with you.

The Redskins were due for getting a great deal on a transaction - the deal for Manhattan island a few years back was horrible.

From what I've heard, you probably don't want DeSean Jackson around that many weapons.

It's the Redskins - what could go wrong?

I agree, The sorority girl poses a bigger threat than any of the dorks in that pic.

Well done. I can't believe you were able to pull all these people in that easily.

Are you the fat R.E.M.F. second from right?

Dude-any time you have to bust out your war stories or pics of you wearing the uniform to support your position you've lost the argument. Love, OEF/OIF vet

It's a sidewalk, and she probably didn't realize she was in a war zone. That guy just saved his buddies from a sorority girl getting within 5 feet of them. What a hero.

Are you serious? Jesus Christ. You're actually finding ways to defend this? There's always gotta be one, doesn't there? Move to Saudi Arabia, dork.

Sounds like someone has too much free time on their hands at their security job. Don't worry, one day you'll have your opportunity to be that guy with ALL THAT POWER. You will get to tackle all the girls that might be walking behind someone else.

The police should have realized that the beanbag is the natural ally of the college stoner.

How about "Redskins?"

Now there is Less Grobstein.

Guess that they will have to retire the "Who Ya Crappin'?" segment

So excited. EFC still needs some help and tough matches loom, but Arse drawing today puts us level on points if we win our game in hand and beat them at Goodison. CYOB