so you didn't watch the video. Go suck Phil Nights dick...

"At least he's not gay."

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

He deserved to get spit on for filming in portrait mode.

Reiss did get a little too animated but the guy took control and saved the fight. It was fucking ugly from the start and just kept getting worse. By docking both fighters 2 points it ensured that they would chill on the fouls because 1 more point for either of them would have resulted in a disqualification. You don't…

So in Oklahoma, a fully clothed person is a streaker as meth mouth is to a full set of teeth.

Not sure how espn execs let Erin Andrews go. Her English is about as good as Koji's.

"Fuck the Browns."

Too bad there weren't any cops there to put a stop to this.

He may be 64, but if we know one thing about Dusty Baker, it's that he'll keep himself in the game for far too long

This is a great list. Thanks!

The Lawrence Wright book Going Clear is pretty good - it was released late last year.

Incidentally, this is also the look you can find on Tiger's face when he's getting ready to leave a Denny's.

Very Kelly Leak-esque.

Mark Prior has just thrown his 100th pitch. Manager Dusty Baker isn't worried, though