I want to hire a lady to follow me around in a wedding dress, accusing everybody I see of “Ruining my wedding day!”
will you make stupid fish hand gestures to go with it?
“DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT FISH DO IN WATER?!”
Just had to stop reading to say I laughed so unexpectedly hard and so suddenly at this that I choked on the chip I was eating and had to spit it out on my desk. I ain’t even made at this lady, this is too hilarious.
Given that Halloween is coming up and all sorts of stupid lore about treats laced with tricks will soon full the media, here is a simple trick to detect illicit drugs in your confections:
Exactly! It looks like a lazy, half-assed paint job.
When asked how often he showers, Kris Humphries answered, “I’m a grower, not a shower.”
So, in the two years between splitting from Amber and hooking up with Kim, Kanye only took 30 showers.
Is matte paint on cars a thing in any other area besides LA/Orange County? Because that shit is ugly. Also, there are cars here (Orange County) that have like special extra shiny top coats so they look like that weird plastic wrapping paper
I got the Davines sea salt spray (my gf was all about that), the Anastasia brow pencil (okay), the L’Artisan perfume (also okay), Japonesque eyeshadow (didn't like the color, no pigment), and Acure super fruit face cleanser (loved it! It smelled so good!). It was an okay Birchbox, not my favorite.
I agree!! I was waiting for the Birchbox review. Mine was only so-so with a repeat perfume which I will never wear and yet another benefit product, which was too light for me. But there was a great hair texturizing spray which almost made up for it.
I love this idea! I am going to try it!
It’s funny you said that. They have a limited time mask set where you choose three skincare concerns and they curate a five mask bag for you for $10. Here’s the link: http://www.beauteque.com/the-sheet-mask…
I would love to get a mix of assorted masks like this, but just intermittently, not monthly. I wonder if they’ll maybe sell them just as a surprise mix box, instead of/in addition to the subscription option.
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I’ve heard that Birchbox often gets progressively worse for subscribers. I suspect that is because they won't send you the same thing twice, so, eventually, they are limited in what they can send you.
First off, your review of our scrub gave me all the feels! Thanks so much for the love <3
I will have the Amor review in the next column. It is such a great box. Glossybox is having a French themed box this month, so that is sure to be fun. Allure and Birchbox are great choices, too.
They have masks that are in packages that look like money 😄.
Yeah, I love doing masks, but that's a lot of masks to use in a month. I sometimes have facial parties for my friends.