All you fat bitches, skinny bitches, not-classy bitches and lesbians, step off! Now, let’s see who is left....anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Yeah I love how he’s like “fatties stay away! Also none of you surfboards either! Actually no one! No one wear this. This is for no one.”

I will tell you this- I have boobs (not big, but compared to the rest of me they stand out)/ no hips/ skinny body, and I look TERRIBLE in these dresses. I’ve tried on a few, just out of curiosity since so many women seem to love them, and my boobs were squished and the rest of me looked like a sad tube of toothpaste.…

I’m just saying, it’s very déclassé. The cool kids are wearing otters. Not even pelts, just live otters. It’s very now.

Right, it’s for the very common and super easily attainable “big breasts-skinny body-no hips” body type...

A book of ettiquete would have been an acceptable gift.

Too bad you didn’t make the gift a charitable donation. THAT would have taught the greedy bitch a lesson.

OMG, the shower gift IS a wedding gift. The point of showers is so that people can buy gifts off the registry and not have to tote them to the wedding. Do people not realize that anymore???!!!

You should have shamed the shit out of her and replied, “I already bought you this, this, AND this. That’s 3 gifts by my count,…

Great point about the slew of gifts that couples receive— Perhaps the bridesmaid got her a very nice shower gift and thought that covered it. Or maybe she realized her childhood friend was actually the worst and spent the money on a flask to help her get through the wedding day.

You should have reminded her before her second anniversary that brides have a year to write thank you notes for gifts given so if she wrote one ASAP she’d still be within the acceptable time period. Because that amount of awful requires some next-level snark in return.

This happened to me. And I DID get confronted about it.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

My favorite part is that the Puritans left England to escape a country where religious belief was codified into law.

You know she is continuing to refuse to issue licenses, right? She says her attorny from some christian college says she doesn’t have to while it’s on appeal. I hope she ends up in jail for contempt of court.

I’m going to make this really simple for her. I work for the government in her neighboring state of West Virginia. When I was hired for this position, I had to sign a dozen or so pieces of paper that regulate my conduct while I’m acting as a state official. For instance: I can’t have a political bumper sticker on my…

You don’t want to issue marriage licenses without discriminatory practices and according to the actual law? Get another effing job. Vegetarians don’t work at Burger King. Bigots shouldn’t work at the Clerk’s Office.

If she has openly stated she will not issue licenses to same sex couples which is HER JOB, why hasn’t she been removed from her position? This actually seems like a pretty black/white issue, bitch won’t do her job fire her ass.

I am so fucking sick of these government hatin’ conservatives that hog government jobs. Off to the private sector with you, ya cretins!

LINK TO YOUR INSTAGRAM PLEASE.

WHAT AN ASSHOLE.