Good lord, thank you. Even if this was all consensual and cool by all parties- now that she’s pregnant and reality set it? Time to blame her. Because you know, our bodies shut it down if we don’t want it.

Gotta love how all the judgment is thrown that the woman, and not at any of the 25 dudes who had sex with her, presumably quite well aware of what was going on.

OMG...this image is everything.

This is like 10 pieces too many.

That PF Chang's story...

The Pickle Mound is my penis.

I guess I'm alone in this opinion but I think crying (pretending to or actually) because you don't want to run out of pickles is weirder than ordering many pickles.

Right? The headline should have been "MTV Movie Awards — Amy Schumer, of all people, wins the red carpet"

Holy shit this dress is fantastic.

its like someone sewed together two high school semi-formal dresses from DEB

I'll just say it: people with lots of children tend to be nuts.

she's like

Let me preface this by saying that the Subway customer demanding literal handfuls of pickles is obviously a little deranged, but make no mistake that the "subway formula" for sandwich dressing is CHEAP AS SHIT.

Lillian McGee:

This story:

The last story... oh I hate people like that. Trying to be professional to those types of people... ughhh

I feel like Farrah was really excited about going to an awards show, and wanted to dress like she was going to the Oscars rather than the MTV Movie Awards. But she ended up looking like she was in the Miss Pensacola pageant instead.

Not inaccurate.

they invited Farrah Abraham to the MTV movie awards? On purpose?

Related: there are too many awards shows.

Sincerely, a one thousand year old man.