'I ASKED FOR WHOLE WHEAT FOUR TIMES' made me cackle so loudly it scared the cats. She must be married to Mr. Monogrammed Thermoses.

Ha ha. Nope. The barista is not even hinting at showing you anything.

From this photo, can we be certain Hannah Davis even possesses a pussy?

I'm more bothered by Kate Upton's bikini bottoms here. They don't even look like bikini bottoms. It just looks like she's a pussy-less mannequin and that's where her upper half fastens to her lower half.

Please, let me die before the Year of the Taint.

2035 - Year of the Taint

Forget about the low-slung bikini bottoms - I'm more concerned about how photoshopped his whole thing is. Her skin doesn't even look human anymore. Those boobs look like they belong to a video-game character - like they've been painted on by someone who has never seen real breasts in their life.

"So it's gonna be forever,

I seriously don't get the people who want an "extra friendly" server. Why isn't being pleasantly polite enough? The server is there to get your food, not to be your dinner companion, and it's not possible to muster conversation and extra smiles for every single table every night.

She looks like the knock-off Barbie on top of a Quinceanera cake.

She looks like Teresa Giudice there.

Kim stole Liberace's robe.

Honestly, I just don't need to see that. I feel like her actions are the equivalent of a pair of plastic chattering teeth, wound-up and placed in front of our faces, going off forever and a day. Zip it, lady.

Gwen is on point!

I mean, idk but having so many corgis that I could conceivably trip on one seems like the opposite of a problem.

- Although the videos weren't shared on social media, the local chief of police says he wants to send a message that such sex-recording is unacceptable.

Yes. And I only eat wild chicken, too.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.