so maybe I made this my phone background

a dozen, but just to eat the bodies and get rid of the evidence. she's a city gal, so she can't have pigs.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING THE SEAT UP, KEN.

I think so, it also looks like cross-dressing Ken in that last picture is holding a pair of nuts too.

Are those his testes that she's wearing as earrings?

PRETTY KITTY

this feels SO close to an informercial but I'm pretending it's not.

Wait, PAID administrative leave?

Well, let me be the first to politely encourage people to be more PUNK ROCK.

GET IT GIRL!

I mean GOOD FOR HER.

I probably would have stared, jaw dropped and all.

my peepee's in there!

Omg the juice box, the xxs sticker on the butt, the scooter..... I AM DYING! LMAO!

She Out-bieb Bieber

Kate is better Biebster , then when Biebster is being Biebster

My kid thinks my Magic Wand is an oversized microphone. Mamma needs to practice her karaoke. A lot.

When I pitched this yesterday, Kate told me it didn't sound so bad so I was going to ship one of these envelopes to her. Emma forbade it because the people who clean shouldn't have to deal with it. She also refused to give me Kate's home address, so I'm having a meeting with HR next week about hostile working…

I've seen gratuitously macho stuff that looked painful, but I've never seen anything close to the badassery of cauterizing one's own wound. That woman was either special forces or member of a motorcycle club. Holy shit.