This deserves more than a star on a comment on a blog post. It accurately sums up a lot of the problems that the current sexual climate has presented to millennials, and how these problems could be fixed with better sex education and a more 'yes means yes' approach to sexual encounters.

This is exactly how I got raped. I was hooking up with a friend of mine. I have vaginismus and a whole fun host of issues (and at the time, even a positive HIV test, which he knew about. It was a false positive, but he didn't know that at the time), I said no penetrative intercourse.

Nah, they want to rape women and not be called rapist. It's the word, see? They're fine with the actual raping, it's the word they loathe.

It's just a damn shame it won't get the same coverage as the Charlie Hebdo massacre because it doesn't involve white people.

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

I don't mean *right* before you ejaculate, I mean prior sex.

She cutely said 'Oops,' and just kinda made a tiny splash in it with her finger.

My wife urinates before sex and there are times she is like a busted firehose. It's not pee, trust me.

It is 2015. 2015. Twenty Fifteen. Twennnnntyyyy Fifteeeeeen.

I've only squirted once and it was certainly clear, not yellow. But something might be clear and still have similar chemical composition as urine. I think.

In my own personal study that was conducted twice yesterday afternoon because I was home alone and bored, I can categorically assert that it is definitely not pee.

And you know what? It looks great.

She had her back done.

HOW DOES HER SISTER NOT FEEL HER SISTER'S NIPPLE ON HER BACK?

Question:

As a gluten-free vegetarian, and who honestly has real issues with eating wheat, I am dedicated this gif to the carcass-lady. Because she makes the rest of us look like idiots, and worse, people take celiac less seriously.

If all that's true (and two separate stores have written it, so...), that is SUPER shitty.

Years and years of a sales bitch (*ahem* associate) right here, and those signs always make me LOL. My personal favorite: "Is the whole store 60% off?"

@funnyface: yup. semen is slow because of all the sperm. Also, My dildo doesn't spooge. I can't afford that model.

SO glad I am not the only one who has this. it makes me paranoid, so I don't relax during sex with someone else. Ever. What if they guy thinks I peed on him?