on the public road

I have always subscribed to the Big Crunch idea. I mean matter can not be destroyed or created, so the is a finite amount of “stuff” in the universe, also gravity exerts its force over essentially infinite distance, though that influence drops over distance, but doesn’t really drop to zero, just really really really…

The best AWD is electric AWD. 

Can’t see the picture, could you fax it to me?

Fixed! 

I feel as if Tesla is going to be a +40 year old company and yet we are still debating whether or not they will be profitable or vanish from existence.

This is a very sad story. This lawsuit will be thrown out.

Defensive Holding!

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

Cracklin’ Oat Bran! Do they not ask to see your AARP card at the register in your town?

After the game, a reporter caught up the player in the other team’s locker room.

WELL LOOK AT MR. ROCKEFELLER WITH HIS TWO FUCKING BOXES OF CEREAL!

Grape Nuts start as a box of crumbs.

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

The September National Pancake Day has its humble origins in the bygone era of the aughts of 2000 when some Americans wanted an excuse to eat a bunch of pancakes and hang out with friends, it was later co-opted by the International House of Pancakes and turned into the media and consumer circus we see before us.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!

Under a tree or in the shade. Take that math nerds!

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

That Mad Max cosplay, I did a double-take because I thought that might actually be Vernon Wells as Wez. Holy shit.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”