This is the firstest of first world problems I’ve ever seen

My first reaction is “don’t try.” If I’m lucky enough to get advance warning I’m heading to the state capitol, climbing the dome and drinking Champagne. No way, no how living through that.

But we aren’t really killing cows FOR leather... leather is just a byproduct of the beef industry. So are we supposed to throw away that good leather the cows died for? Use every part of the animal like the natives did

Did anyone else assume “forest bathing” was... literally bathing in a body of water located in a forest?

Yellow, you meant yellow right?

“I see a yellow car and I want to paint it black...”

pretty sure that’s a Hellcat dude...

Not always no. It depends on the situation. most of the time the speed I’m slowing down to is the actual posted limit or even still above >.>

“jerbs.”

FTFY.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Man, I was really hoping to see George H. W. kicking someone’s ass.

He doesn’t want to act like an adult. He wants to feel like an adult. There is a subtle, but clear difference.

How about keep the Nitro and start saving money.

And then he dabbed.

How about people who have right of way and still try to wave you in. That’s some next level annoying stuff right there.

Maybe. Could it be insurance fraud? Perhaps they have some crazy declared value policy for big money on the car? Perhaps they want the attention and/or notoriety?

Other people who have said “Fuck Lavar Ball” without a fine:
1) The entire NBA AND NFL as a player
2) Anyone commenting to friends when Ball is seen entering a room
3) A woman (possibly to herself) on at least three separate occasions
4) Lavar Ball, late at night in moments of deep self reflection
5) The pope

PSA: If you strain this hard during your Deuce you will blow an O-ring.