Not sure why I still click on these shit articles. I’m part of the problem.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

nope my 03 civic would eat this driveway for dinner

Auto-Erotic asphyxiation.

I am not bleeding from my eyes, I’m bleeding from my wherever.

Assuming you know what you’re talking about, I just learned infinitely more about cricket than I previously knew. A superb summary.

One batsman hit the ball. He and the other batsman (the non-striker, who was the one who ended up being out) are attempting to switch places, which would score one run. Before the batsman who was out got all the way to his “ground” (similar to a base) the fielder threw the ball (impressively) at the wicket (that set…

I love how you make this the focal point and you don’t even mention how, after the play, the back helmsman decapitated 17 geese with his longsword to secure 15 toggle points, which, by the way, the priest converted easily into 2 victory runes.

- just do so with the abject horror of half the country

I wonder if he’ll keep his personal car.

Did they find the marble in the oatmeal first?

My very not hot take: If you wear it because it brings back good memories, do as you please. If you wear it as an excuse to be an arrogant prick, never.

TOYOTA’S CORROLA HAS BEEN AROUND FOR NEARLY 50 YEARS NOW AND TO CELEBRATE THE ACCOMPLISHMENT, TOYOTA HAS BROUGHT OUT THE NEW 2020 COROLLA. WITH ITS MACPHERSON STRUT FRONT AND MULTILINK REAR SUSPENSION, IT LEADS THE SMALL MIDSIZE SEDAN CLASS IN BOTH BOREDOM AND BEGIE-NESS. A PEPPY 1.6L DUAL OVERHEAD CAM INLINE FOUR…

Pretty sure that’s a ROLLS Royce, dude.

OK, everyone stop writing now! This is the only question that really matters. Come on Justin, get us an answer..

You’re not seeing HDR in these pictures, because they’re just regular image files shown on a regular monitor. It’s not the same thing as in real life, so you can’t draw any proper conclusions from it.

I’ve been wondering about this as well. It’s as though the post was written by someone who was told about the skit by someone who kinda remembered it.

^^ this is huge, from a public health perspective. It’s not ideal for the planet at large, but that’s today.

I don’t understand how people stop a car and get out. Some things are automatic, get in car, put on seatbelt. Put car in park before getting out of car.