Auto-Erotic asphyxiation.

I am not bleeding from my eyes, I’m bleeding from my wherever.

Assuming you know what you’re talking about, I just learned infinitely more about cricket than I previously knew. A superb summary.

One batsman hit the ball. He and the other batsman (the non-striker, who was the one who ended up being out) are attempting to switch places, which would score one run. Before the batsman who was out got all the way to his “ground” (similar to a base) the fielder threw the ball (impressively) at the wicket (that set…

I love how you make this the focal point and you don’t even mention how, after the play, the back helmsman decapitated 17 geese with his longsword to secure 15 toggle points, which, by the way, the priest converted easily into 2 victory runes.

- just do so with the abject horror of half the country

I wonder if he’ll keep his personal car.

Did they find the marble in the oatmeal first?

My very not hot take: If you wear it because it brings back good memories, do as you please. If you wear it as an excuse to be an arrogant prick, never.

TOYOTA’S CORROLA HAS BEEN AROUND FOR NEARLY 50 YEARS NOW AND TO CELEBRATE THE ACCOMPLISHMENT, TOYOTA HAS BROUGHT OUT THE NEW 2020 COROLLA. WITH ITS MACPHERSON STRUT FRONT AND MULTILINK REAR SUSPENSION, IT LEADS THE SMALL MIDSIZE SEDAN CLASS IN BOTH BOREDOM AND BEGIE-NESS. A PEPPY 1.6L DUAL OVERHEAD CAM INLINE FOUR…

Pretty sure that’s a ROLLS Royce, dude.

OK, everyone stop writing now! This is the only question that really matters. Come on Justin, get us an answer..

^^ this is huge, from a public health perspective. It’s not ideal for the planet at large, but that’s today.

1.21Jw/h

Won’t work on Toyotas. No clearance to slide the net to the wheels since the cars are grounded to the ground.

This is a glaring example of how Volvo is in the pocket of Big Shoe.

Victim blaming?

There are no road taxes on electricity. No sales taxes on electricity. No we’ll fund all these other things on money from motorists taxes on electricity.

Is this a joke? Wrappers are for philistines.

And I was in the opposite camp. “Oh look, legs so oily that the overheard lights can be seen reflecting in the oil.” And once people started talking about dry legs with drying white paint — that’s what I see now.