CrymeLord
CrymeLord
CrymeLord

One must crawl before one breaks into a full sprint.

Hence, these features will not be turned on for quite a while, but with the hardware now onboard, they will be in a passive learning mode.

Calm down, people. It’s not meant to be 100% error free yet. Were you 100% error free as a 16 year old with a Learner’s Permit?

And

Never in the history of What the Fuck has What the Fuck been so appropriately applied as it is in this instance.

clearly they learned not to from the WHY DID YOU TURN guy.

What difference does that make? What matters (and has safety implications) is what the public thinks it means — not the technical definition.

Not too bright, this one...

You ever been in a non-fault accident? Because if you have, you should have your license taken away because you are a menace to society, crashing into things all willy-nilly.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Automatic ignition systems are for GLORY BOYS who don’t know how to drive cars like REAL MEN

I bet we all miss using hand crank to start cars and manually adjusting the spark.

Mustang owners, please ignore this post.

Or, and this may be crazy, they just liked these movies. Shocking I know, that a group of people may like something you didn’t, or have different arbiters of quality.

I had a poster of a black countach with a wing growing up. When I see one without it, it just looks wrong. Not as wrong as one with a front wing though.

He got all huffy.

Maybe you’re right. I could probably get one of those sweet boat ladders just so I can keep it classy.

You can apply that logic/advice to people on both sides of the political spectrum.

The write-off category that is assigned to the car is given to it by an insurance company (Raccoon got that description spot on below) but if *no claim is made to the insurance company by the owner* then a category will not be applied to it.

It’s not quite clear why the crash occurred yet,

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.