Not too bright, this one...

You ever been in a non-fault accident? Because if you have, you should have your license taken away because you are a menace to society, crashing into things all willy-nilly.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

I have spent countless hours on two-wheeled vehicles of all descriptions over the past 40 years and can really appreciate what he does. On the other hand, watching him makes me feel like a cowardly, clumsy, clueless idiot who would have been better off never touching a bike.

Jeez, JJ Abrams got his hands on this reboot too?!

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

That’s where the GOP was really stupid with their candidate. If they had put up some generic inoffensive white male (like Jeb if his last name wasn’t Bush) and talked about Obamacare and high premiums and deductibles for the whole time, they would have won the White House and the Senate in a landslide. Instead they…

Automatic ignition systems are for GLORY BOYS who don’t know how to drive cars like REAL MEN

I bet we all miss using hand crank to start cars and manually adjusting the spark.

Mustang owners, please ignore this post.

Or, and this may be crazy, they just liked these movies. Shocking I know, that a group of people may like something you didn’t, or have different arbiters of quality.

I had a poster of a black countach with a wing growing up. When I see one without it, it just looks wrong. Not as wrong as one with a front wing though.

He got all huffy.

Maybe you’re right. I could probably get one of those sweet boat ladders just so I can keep it classy.

You can apply that logic/advice to people on both sides of the political spectrum.

The write-off category that is assigned to the car is given to it by an insurance company (Raccoon got that description spot on below) but if *no claim is made to the insurance company by the owner* then a category will not be applied to it.

It’s not quite clear why the crash occurred yet,

Seriously?

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.