Did you even see a photo of where the boy was attacked? It’s a literal beach with lounge chairs, lifeguards and all.

Not sure who patient zero is in this case.

Didn’t work.

wish granted. please restart to continue.

Really, the epoxy is doing the heavy lifting here. The hemp is too tired to even get off the couch.

Regera? More like Regreta...amiright?

No one said anything about the cyclist deserving it except you. All Scrambler was suggesting was an elaboration on the part where Andrew Collin’s suggested the hit and run was deliberate.

Something didn’t go well, and the Mustang driver did what Mustang drivers do.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

I once bought a TV from a Best Boy.

Wow, you really felt the need to be condescending there and you wonder why you’re gray...

Honestly, I think you can quite resonably argue that trackdays are safer. You’re in full leathers (in case you aren’t all the time already). You’re in a controlled environment with runoff room in many areas (depends on the track) and, most importantly, THERE ARE NO CARS WITH IDIOT DRIVERS (who are probably f-ing…

Wanna get in a car accident?

good idea. maybe both femurs. Then I’ll really know if my arms can get me out from under it.

“Rumspringa!!!”

Can you pick it up if it’s pinning your leg to the ground?

Probably by surfing the web on a smartphone.

Ideally none of your facebook “friends” would rob you.

Depends on how long you wait before you blow the horn. If you give it a second or two and they’re still not going, sure, a little tap is not a big deal. If you honk it as soon as the light turns green, then you’re an asshole.

Doesn’t sound like their being assholes at all. So... #clickbait.