Honestly, I think you can quite resonably argue that trackdays are safer. You’re in full leathers (in case you aren’t all the time already). You’re in a controlled environment with runoff room in many areas (depends on the track) and, most importantly, THERE ARE NO CARS WITH IDIOT DRIVERS (who are probably f-ing…

Wanna get in a car accident?

good idea. maybe both femurs. Then I’ll really know if my arms can get me out from under it.

“Rumspringa!!!”

Can you pick it up if it’s pinning your leg to the ground?

Probably by surfing the web on a smartphone.

Ideally none of your facebook “friends” would rob you.

You could be right, but you still cannot escalate to deadly force unless your life is in danger. I can’t pull my gun just because some guy is giving me the finger. No one wants to walk away anymore.

Alain wat is dis face?

I think everyone needs to drop this expectation of instant gratification. No New or rebooted TV show is going to nail it on day one. This isn’t the first Top Gear reboot. The original wasn’t perfect in the beginning, the second one wasn’t perfect in the beginning and.. Hey! Look at that! This one isn’t either..

I think we should all take a moment, gather our thoughts, and immediately start jumping to conclusions using whatever stereotypes come to mind. Considering it’s a nice day out let’s also engage in a pointlessly hostile debate on gun control.

Shut up.

I mean, I was born with only three and a half months left in the 70s, but it still feels like people born in the 80s shouldn’t possibly be out of college already.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

We should have air dropped “Coexist” bumper stickers and ended the war....

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Actually, Jason and Vicky thought the handling of the joke was really poor…

We’ll give your joke a team score of 16/40!

His car will explode into a million little bugs.

This is actually something I would buy. A lot of times I’ll get lazy with the various dishes and silverware that are to be cleaned after a meal, so I’ll use my fork as a makeshift cutting implement so I don’t have to clean a knife. Sometimes it works like a charm, other times it folds and disfigures my meal to an…