I’m exhausted just reading this.

“And why no strawberry Frosty? The Thomas family has some work to do.”

Baconator is #1. All other fast food burgers (not counting Five Guys type fast food) are #2 or lower. Baconator and a chocolate Frosty are a sure-fire way to a happy person and an early grave.

“Excuse me, but can I destroy your bathroom please?”

Did someone say Sterling?

Not sure how battery packs differ from Tesla, but Tesla’s batteries will degrade about 10% and then hover there for a couple hundred thousand miles. I was surprised to find out that battery life isn’t really an issue (at least with Teslas).

Seems like this would be a simple lawsuit to point out that autonomous data isn’t creative and should be copyrighted.

On the other hand. Data gathering from autonomous cars, used for the purpose of strengthening the performance of all autonomous cars is a good thing and I don’t think the anonymous sharing of relevant…

I don’t like the idea on principle, but the ideal isn’t going to happen anytime soon. In lieu of that the best of the bad situation would be that there would be a mens and womens Formula 3 series that race with the same spec and on the same tracks. Then it can be confirmed that the lap times of women and men are…

I need to see a pic of this racist chair.

Yeah, ok. I guess if someone ate nothing but chicken and brocolli they’d lose weight. I’m talking about a normal, rational diet. Some people just hold onto weight more than others. 

Grandparants <to kid> “Where’s the Brady jammies we got you?”
Father-”Had to throw them away because I shit in them.”

This is a gross oversimplification. I know people who are overweight, but work out 4 or 5 times a week and keep junk food to a minimum. And I know people who don’t work out at all, are middle-aged and are skinny even though they can and do eat whatever they want.

There are lots of varying natural body types. That said,…

There are two levels of nightmares:
1. It’s terrifying and so real and you wake up and you feel this immediate relief and are so thankful that it was all a dream.

Sometimes I’ll wake up from a dream and keep thinking about it like it was real even if, objectively, it seems like nonsense. I’ll just keep thinking about it, trying to solve whatever it was until, at some point, I realize what I’m doing. Then I have to get up and reset before I can go back to bed.

Also, I’m pretty…

Your basic beige mobile goes 100mph now. It might have been ok back then. Not OK (for everyone else behind you) now.

YOU didn’t have a problem. Everyone else did.

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I dont’ think the ref sent him off the field to be tested. He saw that he was down and that a player was calling for someone to look at him (for whatever random injury) and when he got up the ref told him he’d have to take to the sideline for that reason.

I’ve been in that cave and heard that story when visiting. I still can’t wrap my head around how a cave on an island that is barely above sea level isn’t completely flooded all the time.