CrymeLord
CrymeLord
CrymeLord

I’m not sure why you put your hazards on if you left a note. Not worth draining your battery.

Looks like someone found out an easy way to get some insurance money.

He’s not getting any kind of concussion while wearing that thing.

“Bump” Bailey, you will never be forgotten.

You’d think that they’d use all the knowledge they gained from mass-producing the Model 3 to help them ramp up Model Y in a quicker.

That’s kind of tastefully painted, for a Lamborghini.

I haven’t played baseball in decades. Is the “I got it” rule no longer in fashion?

Is this show on a channel or is this a web series or worse, just a pilot they threw up on YouTube?

No part of this headline is surprising.

Can you imagine all the sleep slobber collecting on the edges?

“the coach was fired—after he refused to resign—just one day before he was about to get tenure.”

I admire this sort of thing, but I could never do it. It’s the reason I don’t do anything complicated on my car or anything else for that matter because I’m so scared of screwing it up. When I do attempt something I watch about a hundred videos and read a hundred articles before I get the nerve to do step 1 (and that

Step 1: Make sure the vehicle that is going to hit you is going under 20 mph. I can’t stress this point enough.

I never had bumper stickers, but if I ever had a van I’d put two of them on there.
Bumper sticker 1: If this van is a rockin’ ...
Bumper sticker 2: There is probably a significant underlying mechanical problem.

Fap away my friend. Fap away.

If they did that, then how could a mechanic charge you $60 to plug your car into a computer? You might as well just take the food out of their mouth.

That woman from Die Antwoord. I just can’t. I just... can’t.

Luck ass-motorcycle.

Their uncured applewood smoked bacon is some of the best bacon I’ve ever tasted. Thick-sliced and fantastic.

Mental illness is real.