#lowhangingfruit

My car wants to actively kill me and all others around it. All I can do to stop it is to only turn it on when I want to drive, provide corrective steering and judicial use of the brake and accelerator. And when I want it to stop trying to kill I have to turn it off an apply a permanent brake to keep it from harnessing…

I think that adds a lot of unnecessary tedium. Also, I think all replays should be in real-time.

The irony is that a catch, it turns out, is a subjective judgment in extreme cases. To make it objective would be to write clauses for literally every possible situation. This is what they had previously been trying to do (and failing).

I wouldn’t be surprised if the computer had instructions to brake a millisecond/nanosecond prior to impact.

The problem here is that they will most likely never release the video because it involves watching a person die (or a media source would have to sue to get it released). And I bet the NTSB will probably end up…

Tennis balls are definitely grello.

There’s a graph in there somewhere. A round-trip ticket across the country is like $850 - $900 if you aren’t buying last minute.
That’s a 5-6 hour flight. If you could cut that to 3 hours, but at, say $1500 - $2000 for a round-trip I think you’d get a lot of takers.

I think people dwell on the corner-cases in these statements too much. You have to look past it and understand the meat of the message.

We all have hardship. Some more than others. Some, so much that you’d have trouble wrapping your mind around the level of anguish. There’s no roadmap or cute saying for that kind of…

Whaddaya mean? The whole car is a crumple zone.

And if memory serves, the disc copies are EXPENSIVE!

Yes, I played the shit out of that game. Too bad you can’t download it and it isn’t backward compatible on XB1.

Looks to me like they just sucked all the character out of it and beiged it up.

I’m assuming the reasons are for other than skin color (DWB) because that is obviously the number one bullshit reason to be pulled over.

Watch ‘Man in the High Castle’

Onlookers will never be able to tell, but, quietly, you’ll know how powerful your Rolls is.

I find the hood ornaments on Rolls-Royces to be distracting and disrupting of my line of sight. Remove it and I’ll think about it.

Does this car come with shitty pizza?

My wife owned a Mini Cooper S Convertible. The fun, go-carty car spiraled into a car so troubled that her next two cars were Honda CRVs. And she hasn’t looked back. For the longest time, when she saw another Mini on the road she would mutter: “Stupid Mini.”

I like the new Top Gear, but nothing can beat the chemistry of the old three with Clarkson as the ring-leader (even though he could be an ass at times - OK most of the time). That chemistry is still evident on The Grand Tour.