There have been a lot of mediocre QBs in conference championships and Superbowls, but Bortles is on another level. He consistently misses easy throws to the point where you actually feel bad for the guy. He’s like that running back who played QB in High School and now they use him for the halfback pass whenever they…

“a man so dumb he’s unable to even register pain”

I’m waiting for Porsche to announce that they’re making a minivan that drives like an SUV that drives like a sports car.

“b) it looks horrible and impatient of you.”

I tried this recipe last night. I used cheddar cheese. It tasted decent but was not creamy. The reason, I suspect, is that too much of the milk boiled away before I added the cheese.

That is insane. I’ve been watching that video at the top for an hour and that guy has swatted like a thousand balls jumping in the mud.

Gettysburg Address was like 3 or 4 mins tops. Motherfucker knocked it out of the park!

WHen thinking of car colors I thought of this video:

What is that thing on his head and where can I get one?

Why is she putting her hands on the side of her head? Because she certainly isn’t covering her ears.

ROOAAARRR!

Now I have a hankerin’ to listen to Weird Al’s Eat It.

Yes. Yes you do.

Exactly, you get Lindsay’s comment completely.

Exactly the response I’d expect from someone who’s only gotten down from their high horse once in 1997 for undisclosed reasons.

Some of my best sleep is on a rocking ship.

I love how when people don’t like something they just speak about the worse-case scenarios no matter how small the chances are of it happening.

They tried this with rugby once...

I like how they refrained from any kill shots on the goalies.
But a dark part of me wanted to see them light it up.

What’s wrong with “Knee Grow”