I dunno, did you see him. He’s happy like he stole something. In Texas, right after a hurricane. This is definitely looting if I’ve ever seen it.

My aunt came to me with her phone. It was running verrrryyy slowwwwly. After some digging I found out that she had a separate tab for EVERY SITE ON THE NET and didn’t know it. It took about 20 minutes of individually closing tabs to fix it. I tried a bunch of things, but couldn’t get the app to just delete all the…

It’s all nice and fun, but everyone in the stadium knows that the person running around has disgraced his family and must commit seppuku after the shenanigans are over.

This article is disingenuous and omits talking about Malcolm Jenkins who is on Lurie’s team and does protest during the national anthem. Lurie is considered the most progressive of owners. He just thinks the national anthem stuff is a sideshow and should be accompanied by pointed action.

It’s impossible to this genie back in the bottle, but I sometimes wonder how many catches like this we’d have if receivers were forbidden to wear gloves. Probably close to none.

I’d be more in favor of making the ball a little bit more tacky than having players wear special gloves.

Pair this article with one of those montages of players faking injuries to concoct a very powerful soccer repellent.

Update: I figured out what “Regrann” is!

Love the gumption of this guy, but if you want to talk about finishing a race prepare to cry your face off:

In a work email, someone once asterisked “crap”. Cr*p, or Cr** or something. I had to restrain myself from reply-ALL: “Cr*p? Are you fucking serious?”

I dunno. That uneaten casserole stays that way because no one was daring enough to try it. You eat or dispose of half of it it’s going to give other people the idea that maybe it’s not so bad.

Do you want that on your conscience?

HAWT! I don’t really like wagons, but I’d punch an old lady in the face for that.
They’ll never make it. Only maybe incorporate one little element from it to make one of their beige cars less beige-y.

I’m curious how likely people are to jump in on a new tech. I like new tech and want to be an early adopter, but I don’t know if I’d gamble an entire car’s cost on a gen 1 engine.

I haven’t been excited about a real production Lambo after the Diablo until the Aventador. To me it was the first Lambo to really understand it’s roots of being an outrageous-looking car. It remains my favorite exotic. All the other recent Lambos are kind of muted. Not included are the very low production batshit…

There is breaking the rules of what is possible and then there is breaking the rules for what is possible, and never the twain shall meet.

Each movie makes a contract with the audience. In those rules are what will be acceptable. Indiana Jones jumping out of an airplane with three other people in a raft, landing on the…

Like a fuckin’ boss!

OH, there’s tons of wealth inequality. I wasn’t talking about merely owning a house. I’m talking about owning a house with a four car garage. That’s a whole other level. Around where I live 40 miles outside of Philadelphia a 3 car garage house is going for over $500,000. The typical four car garage home, I’m guessing,…

Uplander? More like a Downwinder.

It’s a penalty if Burfict does it because he’s objectively a piece of shit.

“Overconfident Goalkeeper Pays For His Casualness With Huge Boner”

The funny part is that unless you’ve found a big house in a really depressed area, you living in a house with an attached four car garage means you are The Rich. You may not be uber rich, but make no mistake, you have much, much more than most.