As someone who actually read her terrible, ghostwritten book, so's her book.

I don't think of myself as one for vitamin C showers — whatever the hell those are — but the new DiCaprio place sounds... I dunno... like living in a spa. And I would totally live in a spa.

Waitering is among the easiest casual labour to find. Sometimes people leave their jobs or move to new cities and need to pick up temporary work while looking for something better. Others might just not have any qualifications for better work or are in some middle of nowhere hole where there isn't any good work.

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I don't think restaurants should stop people from tipping, I also think the mandatory 20% tip (and then adding or subtracting based on your whim) thing is bullshit. Pay servers a living wage, and change tipping from an automatic expectation to a reward for truly exceptional service.

That inept waitress totally spilled my guac while she was bowing and scraping to my table. No tip.

Idina was asked about it this morning on Kelly & Michael too. She's being very gracious and charming but has got to be so effing tired of being asked about it. I'm sorry, Elphaba!

Shit yo, I read the title as "Idina Menzel and Julie Andrews Tackle the Adele Dazeem".

Well, that's horrifying.

You left out the best part: she's enrolled in cooking school. :D

The lily flower is a good namesake for someone who wants to start fresh. Good for her, I'm glad she appears to be on the path to finding peace.

Thank you for using her new name when identifying her! I know it seems like a "duh" thing but... people today...

Aside from the fact that no one did a promprosal at our school, it was pretty similar. Long term couples went, friends went, some of us went with a male friend because his coloring looked good with my dress (yup, that was the conversation we had, he agreed with the idea because he was vain as shit). We went in big…

My senior year, we all showed up to school suuuuper early (like 6-6:30am) on the last day of school. We parked in the teachers' parking spots (parking was tight and a notoriously sticky issue at my school) and threw a tailgate party in our caps and gowns. It was awesome.

Actually, that's what these decisions surrounding abortion are based on. But here's another example that probably is a bit closer. Let's say you know someone who needs a kidney transplant, which is a pretty common thing. Now, let's say that you say yes, and you give up your kidney. Life for you is now permanently…

The best senior prank at my high school was not in my year. In Southern California, the campuses are open air - many separate buildings of classrooms strung across a wide area. There was a little shortcut between two of the buildings. Some senior class pranksters bricked it up. This cracked me up even though it…

Ha! No way do I give up coffee. :) Not with a four month old in the house! I asked the OB and she said 1-2 cups a day is fine as long it's not like, shots of straight espresso or whathaveyou. Thank jeebus.

Isn't there anything they can rub on their heads to make a bit of hair grow back, just a bit? Hair loss is a bitch.

The Royals are coming (sans Princess Shinylocks, sadly)!!!!

I never cared about any royals BEFORE Prince George. And as soon as he hits the age where they get all gangly and zitty I'm jumping ship.

you would have to be so damned beautiful and confident to even grapple with the possibility of Kate Middleton being at your wedding.