Every job interview he will go on for the rest of his life:
Says here you received a BCD (Big Chicken Dinner) Mr McClendon. Can you explain what that was for?
Explains situation.
Ah, I see. Well you have no chance at this job. Now get the fuck out of my office you creep. Don't call us again. Ever.
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I was surprised at the severity of the sentence. If he'd raped one of them he'd probably been promoted.
Khal Drogo is described as a three pump chump in the books. My boyfriend likes to remind me of this. I told him that this Khalessi is not amused.
Two people I would never ever want to piss off:
Disney isn't hurting kids by pulling funding, Deron Smith. You and your organization are hurting kids through your backward, hateful, and absolutely absurd policies. You're fighting advancement so hard and I don't think you have once really asked yourselves, as an organization, why, because if you did you'd have to…
"Adele Dazim." Nailed it, Travolta.
I'm an egg donor (2x, about to do it 3rd time). One story that has reall touched me is from a woman who is trying to get pregnant again using donor eggs since her only son passed away from an mtDNA issue. I can't imagine being in that situation. I would gladly give my eggs and mtDNA for her use.
NO WHY DID I JUST GET MILDLY AROUSED AT HIS ABS. NOOO.
His smile can melt iceburgs. He is the cause of global warming. In. My. Pantalones.
when you capitalize "it" instead of using italics or quotes it makes me think she's going to be installing a SANS certificate on the exchange server later today, not that she's very popular and talked about.
I second this. My mom breastfed some of my siblings and oh my fucking god! They get sick if you look at them wrong, have asthma and have foul dispositions. The rest of us never get sick, were happy babies and all of our doctors think we are immune to the flu. Suck it bitches!
Has anyone out there decided not to breastfeed for non-medical reasons? To me, it seems like bottle-feeding is ideal because it allows the mother to share the responsibility of feeding with her partner.
Wait wait wait, are you saying that correlation does not necessarily equal causation? DO TELL.
"Then, of course, there's the sad fact that people will probably end up using the procedure not only to prevent disease, but to create a baby who they think will be smarter, more athletic or more handsome than the baby they could make without the help of science."
I'll be norm-coring my baby, thanks.