I don't see what's wrong with this, sometimes when you need to put your weiner in some buns you just want to use a fork instead of tongs, and a spatula...well I for one don't want my weiner rolling off into god knows what.

it's not the viewing inches but how you change the channels, at least that's what my wife tells me.

yea but POTMBCTATA would look awesome on a name tag!

I'm glad everyone survived but saddened that we've lost another piece of history.

it looks like a cosmic high-five inside a doughnut of fiery goodness

urban dictionary can break it down but I don't want to link any NSFW stuff, i'm lookin out for muh peeps.

The architecture is stunning but makes me feel small and insignificant, I can't explain why but i'm bothered by it.

I really don't want to nitpick here but technically it's a mooseknuckle suit, now if his girlfriend were to appear with him in her own suit then camel-toe would apply to her. I feel the passion in your writing though so I'm not really taking this misprint too hard. keep on keepin' on Sam.

i will take the low road and say that I would be perfectly willing to rest gently against those b-cups

watch this crazy ivan! oh shit is that a mount...

no joy

Natural Selection dictates that he sell his other kidney for an iPhone 4 in white.

i've found myself wanting one of these at about 2:30am when that one night stand turns into a bad decision.

DIY project:

yes, back then it was known as Craigscroll

you know the only thing you're reading on that is 58008, you're not foolin anyone

I want to create one called Interrogator of the Interwebz

i look at his face and all I can think is "HEY ABBOTT!"

reading your comment makes me think I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

you're not the only one, it's a honest to god pet peeve of mine also, i see it alot and have heard teachers say it, you would think an history professor would know better.