Are we being trolled here? are you really going with Bended twice? Once in the title I can see as being humrrous but again in the body of the article and I have to question proofreading.

give them both a sandwich and send them on their way, the bring me all the women with some meat on their bones, i want to know i'm not gonna break any bones when i gets my lovin on.

well played, well played indeed!

i guess i'm alone in choosing the white topped AW, she causes a little motion in my ocean while red dress just makes me want to flick the end of her nose as hard as i can...and yes I said a "little" motion, i'm not proud but i'm anonymous enough to be honest.

1 of the differences between the 2 is that this board is made up of small blocks of end grain that will move aside when your knife cuts into it preserving it's edge and the cheaper one is long grain that resists and dulls your blade. I'm not sure it's worth the $300 but this alone is what makes the difference between…

any chance we could get more of these trucks on the road in Florida, that state could use a good scrubbing.

"What really amazes me is how this slime ball could still be a police officer after all the criminal charges"

+1 why would giz even let us see comments by some jack hole that clearly mashed the keyboard to come up with his username anyways.

it also runs a fair amount of Inter-Tel voicemail systems, just my 2 cents, carry on.

6 out 5 math teachers are disappoint

call me crazy but I've thought this very same for a long time, it wouldn't surprise me if this was completely accurate.

i'm very doubtful that we in The Peoples Republic of Calfifornia will get a shot at owning one of these.

fucking great, how long before The Peoples Republic of California adopts this bat-shit insane idea. it won't be $25 after all the penalties and processing fees.

He may indeed care about the oceans but you have to realize that at his very core he is hollywood, and in hollywood the biggest ego always wins, with that win comes money to fuel the ego which grows and beats the next ego which means more money to fuel that even larger ego...

Will it have a built in calculator? because when i'm down 35,000 feet I want to do me some calculation damnit!

+1 what the hell seriously Giz, am i supposed to eat red meat or not, my dietary habits are dependant on you guys clearing this up, my colon is waiting...yes, not the best use of a phrase but you understand.

J-Pop America Fun Time Now!

the knee-jerk reactions here lead me to think of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer..."your fire frightens and confuses me!"